I went to bed last night and had a bad dream. Julia Gillard was the Prime Minister of Australia instead of Kevin Rudd. He was bad enough but she was a lot worse. A huge budget deficit, $250 billion in government debt, the unions in control, ‘all men are misogynists’, us versus them, a carbon tax.
I woke up in a sweat. Was it all real? Could it be possible? Phew! It was all a bad dream. Kevin was still PM.
And then he spoke. Maybe Julia wasn’t so bad after all?