I thought Julia was just a nightmare

I went to bed last night and had a bad dream.  Julia Gillard was the Prime Minister of Australia instead of Kevin Rudd.  He was bad enough but she was a lot worse.  A huge budget deficit, $250 billion in government debt, the unions in control, ‘all men are misogynists’, us versus them, a carbon tax.

I woke up in a sweat.  Was it all real?  Could it be possible?  Phew!  It was all a bad dream.  Kevin was still PM.

And then he spoke.  Maybe Julia wasn’t so bad after all?

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